I know what you're thinking. What's a web page without a list of euphemisms for vomiting? Well, you're right. I don't know where my head was at (he said ungrammatically). If you think I've missed any of the essential ones, please send them on down my way.

• blowing chunks (groceries, lunch, etc.)
• laughing at the ground
• calling Ralph on the big white phone
• advertising for Buick
• driving the white bus
• skipping a meal across the porcelain pond
• speaking in tongues at the white alter
• reviewing dinner
• howling at the porcelain moon

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