What is the life of Brian? This is what I see as I survey my kingdom: My lovely wife is in the kitchen burning food. My oldest son is busily trying to goad my youngest son into punching him. My dog is frantically trying to lick his balls. This is a futile attempt since my wife has had his balls removed. (I sleep lightly myself.) Let's face it my friends, life doesn't get any better than this. It's good to be the king.